OH YES ! ALL MEN ARE DOGS - post 2

“Piyali called you handsome on the college campus and it doesn’t mean it changes the meaning of this word in the dictionary.” said Jenny laughing at me, while Akash was still busy with the hookah.

Lemme explain to you; “I think it needs a little elaboration here…” and very dramatically I started.

“If sex with three people is called a threesome, and sex with two people is called a twosome, now can you understand why they call someone handsome?”

“Do I look like that?” I questioned. - Oh Yes! All Men are Dogs

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OH YES ! ALL MEN ARE DOGS - post 1

As I opened the door, I did not notice Piyali coming from the other side. I was not sure she was about to enter the room. The handle was in my hand, and the one hurt badly was Piyali. As her hand touched the door hard she screamed, more loudly than the door hit her hand. I knew it was just drama.

“Fuck you.” Piyali screamed aloud at me without thinking anything and the situation.

“That's what you deserve.” I replied back; I knew she was hurt but I reacted in the same way exposing us both to the trouble.

“You are a dog.” Piyali cried aloud in front of the whole class.

“Not you, all men are dogs.” she continued, and she looked towards Akash this time complimenting him too along with me.

“You mind your language lady; I am not even talking to you.” I looked at her in anger.

I pushed her hard in front of everyone making a way for myself. As I walked inside with the bag in my hand, my bag again hit her throwing her on the door and this time it was done intentionally. I took the last seat in no time without looking at her.

“What a loser!” She too came in holding her injured hand trying to attain sympathy from the whole class.

However, everyone was stunned at the incident and our reactions. It was the beginning as a storm was brewing.

“I wonder what these guys think of themselves?” She screamed aloud looking at the whole last row of boys increasing her inclusion criteria of her allegations.

“Jay-Sean.” One guy said aloud.

“Huh!” another rebellious girl moaned in class from the first row.

“Get lost whosoever has a problem here” one guy from the last row took the guys, side.

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Enjoy the Music Mesh

So here is the link for the music of the Book - Oh Yes! All men are Dogs - music by Rapper Parry G; click on the link below and enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkavEiFYXtc

Parental Advisory: Explicit Content.

Well understanding a guy is a bit long for girls. This hum-tum ki ladai saali khatam hi nahi hoti. However, I have a very simple exegesis for this life and everything, which encircles it. I always think “All men are the same”. How?

Well, all men are alike and this has been proven universally. I will explain it with an example: We; guys are like an ice cream cone; hard in nature and are the base, a protector and yet gaudy too.

Have you ever heard of different flavors of cones? Right, they are of just a few types: a simple one is just like the guys found everywhere. The other one is the chocolate flavor i.e. an athletic guy. Now the core difference between the two type is; the sporty one - the protector and the simpler one - the darling types. So these athletic guys are obstinate, non-loving and hash types. Some girls like them because of their good looks and a few for their stubborn nature whereas the simple one I mean easy in nature, loving, caring, and full time devoted types are prayerable.

However, compared to boys’ girls are like an ice cream tossed into these cones. Few are dressed with jellies, some with strawberries and with other stuffings too. Different girls are meant for different cones and they fit right into them and thus make a perfect cornetto.

Always remember one thing: “All men are dogs”; I confess it today you will do it tomorrow…

How? Let’s read it and find out…

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Life in a hostel

It was not hell, untill they made it for us; fir humne to kuch na kuch karna he tha…

“aaya tha farmaan, kyunki hostel main aaya tha naaya mehmaan” – dedicated to Warden sir.

“Laga di unhone notice aur bana diye rules, arre hum maante the kya inko fools-fools-fools”

“It’s not like we never followed rules but kya karein hostel life hai he kuch aisi”

Rule no 1: No one should be found at odd hours in the hostel

 = khud to kya kisi ko jaane bhi nahi deete the

Rule no 2: No drinking and smoking

 

= Parties kar nahi sakte the to mimic kar di

Rule no 3: No Adult movies and vulgar language or things

  = Kabhi zarurat nahi padi

Rule no 4 No shouting and Hoolagism:  obediently obeyed 

 = humne karri kabhi???

Rule no 5: Parking outside the hostel

= Oops! Yeh parents ki hain, clicked @ visiting hours

Fir ek din, vo kehte haina

“Aaag nahi lagti tab tak ehsaas nahi hota, kitabein khole bina bhi to exam main bakwaaas nahi hota”

Nikal ke dost ki gf ki di hui bhagwaan ki murti, aur pen main laake zara furti. Karne lagge padhai…

"Fir kuch khas ho gaya, ek nahi sabhi pappu pass ho gaya, sabki life busy hai par yaadein abhi bhi sath hain, Facebook main aj bhi inki dosti khaas hain" 

And now when I look back into my life as a Hosteler ;) "it rocks"