Showing posts with label Pagal-Panthi Gang. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pagal-Panthi Gang. Show all posts

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Love at first kiss and the art of kissing

A relation and no kiss, is like a cloud with no rain.

 It starts with a stare.  Look briefly at the other person's lips.  Don’t stare just give a look and don’t purse your lips, wet open your lips slightly. Before you proceed make sure you have fresh breath.  Use spray or mint but dare you chew gum as you cannot throw them in front of your mate.

*statuary warning: Kissing a girl in public can be hazardous.

 Be brave to kiss on her hand or her cheek first, don’t proceed directly, wait for the signal from the other side and if she is interested, she will definitely show it, and then you can proceed further.  
 Try not to be too much pushy. Kissing a girl is an art.  Say it in an intimate way that you love her, have an eye lock before the lip lock.  
 Compliment her    But compliment her with true words, don’t cook stories, girls have a sixth sense
 Sixth sense?  Yesss…
 Yes a sense to find out true or a lie. Be yourself than another copied fancy   . Go ahead; close your eyes, lean in a smooch.

MANTRA: “Go ahead, close your eyes lean and smooch “

 Well, start slow and soft, gentle kiss and skip the teeth and tongue, move forward and kiss.  Do not smack the lips, the noise can be distracting and may break the moment of silence. Stay light first, kiss gently softly, don’t make her uncomfortable, stop in the middle look at her eyes then kiss again.  Let her show her technique and interest. Try not to be bully be imaginative.
Note: Remember to gulp the extra saliva before preceding a kiss. If the small kisses go well then it’s the time for the bigger one.  

 Oh! YEAAA: The Lip-Lock
 Go with your lower lip, your partner’s lower lip, then upper lip.  Put your date’s lower lip between yours and this is the safest try.   And the point here to be noted is that make sure you go softly that you are able to breathe.   Pull your partner closer Use your thumb to sweep across the cheekbone, under her chin and tilt it upward.   Tangle her hair, gently pull them but do not hurt.

Lip lock with your partner’s lower lip between both of yours, lightly run the tip of your tongue over it. Move slowly and better, see your partner for a second, make a gesture, keep increasing the intensity of your kisses, then the magic, Kaboom.   The time to pull back your tongue and sweep your tongue inside your partner’s lower lip. Move slowly and lightly, increase the speed, pressure till your partner responds too.  Now inside your partner’s mouth with your tongue, make darting motions and roll it inside her. Make deeper hard strokes and wait for a response.  Let her do the same too

 Give a small bite Well time for the teeth.  Make nibble bites but don’t bite too much harder or much, stick to the kisses more.  Make the intensity of breaks.  More breaks more she will be intimate but do not break much to make her uncomfortable that she rejects kissing you.  A smart move can allow you to go inside her heart.


 HAVE A HAPPY KISSING 

Friday, August 24, 2012

Life in a hostel



It was not hell, untill they made it for us; fir humne to kuch na kuch karna he tha…


“aaya tha farmaan, kyunki hostel main aaya tha naaya mehmaan” – dedicated to Warden sir.



“Laga di unhone notice aur bana diye rules, arre hum maante the kya inko fools-fools-fools”



“It’s not like we never followed rules but kya karein hostel life hai he kuch aisi”



Rule no 1: No one should be found at odd hours in the hostel

 = khud to kya kisi ko jaane bhi nahi deete the











Rule no 2: No drinking and smoking


 



= Parties kar nahi sakte the to mimic kar di



Rule no 3: No Adult movies and vulgar language or things


  = Kabhi zarurat nahi padi











Rule no 4 No shouting and Hoolagism:  obediently obeyed 






 = humne karri kabhi???




Rule no 5: Parking outside the hostel


= Oops! Yeh parents ki hain, clicked @ visiting hours








Fir ek din, vo kehte haina
“Aaag nahi lagti tab tak ehsaas nahi hota, kitabein khole bina bhi to exam main bakwaaas nahi hota”

Nikal ke dost ki gf ki di hui bhagwaan ki murti, aur pen main laake zara furti. Karne lagge padhai…



"Fir kuch khas ho gaya, ek nahi sabhi pappu pass ho gaya, sabki life busy hai par yaadein abhi bhi sath hain, Facebook main aj bhi inki dosti khaas hain" 

And now when I look back into my life as a Hosteler ;) "it rocks"

Sunday, December 4, 2011

BABA POST


The baba ji post: 
AS THE RELATION GROWS, STATUS OF A BF AND GF CHANGES TO BE: EDA BANKE PEDA DEENA

Friday, November 25, 2011

From a lover's heart


Mujhe mere dost ki baat yaad a gai
Chai pe bitai hui vo raat yaad a gai
kaha tha usne us raat
Chali gai hai uski GF aaj k baad

Thodi der ruk k vo pyara dost bola
Khush to meri GF badi hui hogi
Chup-chup k Coffe peene jab Barista mian lekar jata tha
Pata nahi laga aaj tak uski GF ko ki
Paise ussiki ki jeeb se he nikal k ata the :P

Saturday, November 12, 2011

PAGAL-PANTHI- 1


Join my PAGAL-PANTHI GANG


"LIFE IS LIKE PEE AND FLUSH so Let's have some fun"- by Nik's.


Thanks to my team for working for me to give me an avatar and work for me.


From Team: "Imagining and dreaming was a bit easy thing but to put it on papers is a tough job."


So what we are starting here is a "Pagal-Panthi Ganag"; welcome to it...